Dinner , tales for 2

a quickie lesson on everlasting l o v e

Nice wonderful dinner for 2 at Bangsar 1 .
Lovely companionship , intoxicating drinks. Wonderful music. Fabulous service. Marvellous intimate attention ! What more could a virile gal ask for ? right ?

Jokes, laughters , chatters aplenty...Boss's ex G/F and current Burmese mistress. Noisy neighbor's stupid dogs , even more stupid maid hahaha the time her low rise pinky G-strings were stolen by the horny Indons . latest co. dinner , that wonderful new Korean bbq cafe in KL Pyramid , that Bali trip , that lovely pot luck the other night with the office mates at Jo's new condo , that unbelieavable fully clothed ...Gwen Stefani ..aiya i wanna see Beyonce lah ! Oh that bench press state of the art Fitness 2nd USJ 32 which Amber Chia nearly broke , remember ? show me 2morrow ok hahaha life is great !

...darling..do you really **** me dear ? ... u know it has...

why of course ! sure or not ? but...

1. Was his physical expression limited & stiff, with few arm and hand movements ? Were his arm and leg movement toward his own body ? The liar takes up less space. avoids eye contact . Hands touching face, throat & mouth. Touching or scratching the nose or behind his ear.

2. Emotional Gesture Contradiction . Timing and duration of emotional gestures and emotions are off a normal pace. The display of emotion is delayed, stays longer than it would naturally, then stops suddenly...

3. Timing is off between emotions , gestures/expressions and words. He says " you are wonderful "when done, and then smile (that one)after making the statement, rather then at the same time the statement was made .

4. Gestures/expressions that don’t match the verbal statement, such as frowning when saying “I love you.” Expressions are limited to mouth movements when someone is faking emotions (like happy, surprised, sad ) instead of the whole face.

5. this smile. when someone smiles naturally their whole face is involved : jaw/cheek movement, eyes and forehead push down, etc see pixs below

6. Interactions and Reactions A guilty person gets defensive. An innocent person will often go on the offensive. A liar is uncomfortable facing his questioner/accuser and may turn his head or body away. A liar might unconsciously place objects (book, coffee cup, etc.) between themselves and you.

7. Verbal Context and Content A liar will use your words to make answer a question. When asked, “Did you send her back ?” The liar answers, “No, I did not send her back ” . A statement with a contraction is more likely to be truthful: “ I didn't do it” instead of “I did not do it” . Liars sometimes avoid "lying" by not making direct statements. They imply answers instead of denying something directly.

8. The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you... they are not comfortable with silence or pauses in the conversation. A liar may leave out pronouns and speak in a monotonous tone. When a truthful statement is made the pronoun is emphasized as much or more than the rest of the words in a statement. Words may be garbled and spoken softly, and syntax and grammar may be off. In other words, his sentences will likely be muddled rather than emphasized.

9. If you believe someone is lying, then change subject of a conversation quickly, a liar follows along willingly and becomes more relaxed. The guilty wants the subject changed; an innocent person may be confused by the sudden change in topics and will want to go back to the previous subject.

Final Notes / thereafter
Obviously, just because someone exhibits one or more of these signs does not make him a liar. always remember to compare his before (normal) behavior whenever possible.

caution : then again , also...always check wheher he was with team bsg a few hours back !

Courtesy of Blifaloo Dot Com (excluding food & girls )

NB : this is not an educational series


MeiyeN said…
O_o what a "good" tale ekekekeke...
Precious Pea said…
LOL!! Good job!! Very educational though you said it's not supposed to be.
wmw said…
Mmmm....why the sudden highlights on such an issue??? Interesting read :o)
Anonymous said…
ahh... something to get away from all the food food blog?
time to move into after dark thrillers !

its meant to be a deception , not truthful one...din you see our posting (un)movements & then that smile ? hahaha !

this one we saw from one thrashing political blog on Lingam / Nazri / Adnan deceptions & super lies & has nothing to do with true love (honest) ! HAHAHA !

we got inspiration from the Malay Women , din know they had such style ! HOHOHO! ...w o m e n...
k.t.x said…
wow, those pair of BUNS sandwiching the PA(N)TIES r really something....i love it.lol

i will learn well, my dear master! take me in take me in!

caution , there fore lust! lol.
Michelle said…
erm.. *ahem*
quite a "food" blog u have here huh...
err... kinky entertaining.. hahahhaha..
wow ! pantiessman ! bunsinside licky on whooooooooosh ! u have been knighted

more will ...c o m e ...